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  • White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
  • Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
  • White people: ......
  • White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(Source: unamusedsloth, via death-by-lulz)

did-you-kno:

Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition.  Source

did-you-kno:

Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition. Source

Anonymous said: This is for the going out of the way thing. One time I was on DT, a lady asked for a Bacon Gouda, and then asked if she can have an extra egg for her dog. I politely told her she'd have to pay for another sandwich, and she said didnt need it. When she pulled up she told me her husband had just died and how she was devastated. I gave her a recovery coupon and bought her an extra bacon gouda out of my pocket. She was the sweetest old lady. It was so heart breaking. I wish I could've done more.

cyberjock:

tiddiemeat420:

lms if you goth and im not following you

I won’t follow you back but i want 2 see who is goth

(Source: tiddiemeat)

cyberjock:

bobnessg:

cyberjock:

how i respond to someone on okcupid who just sends “hello :o”

like wtf do you want me to do??

stick a dick in that open mouth

how’s 8th grade?

nakedcouples:

lustfullest | 28
and
andie | 24
entangled in love. 

nakedcouples:

lustfullest | 28

and

andie | 24

entangled in love. 

(via poisonous-secrets)

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

(Source: duugo, via poisonous-secrets)

  • White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
  • Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
  • White people: ......
  • White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

(Source: unamusedsloth, via death-by-lulz)

did-you-kno:

Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition.  Source

did-you-kno:

Russia put together a riot police unit of identical twins because of their heightened team chemistry and intuition. Source

(Source: mikevenom, via punkmonksteven)

Anonymous said: This is for the going out of the way thing. One time I was on DT, a lady asked for a Bacon Gouda, and then asked if she can have an extra egg for her dog. I politely told her she'd have to pay for another sandwich, and she said didnt need it. When she pulled up she told me her husband had just died and how she was devastated. I gave her a recovery coupon and bought her an extra bacon gouda out of my pocket. She was the sweetest old lady. It was so heart breaking. I wish I could've done more.

cyberjock:

tiddiemeat420:

lms if you goth and im not following you

I won’t follow you back but i want 2 see who is goth

(Source: tiddiemeat)

cyberjock:

bobnessg:

cyberjock:

how i respond to someone on okcupid who just sends “hello :o”

like wtf do you want me to do??

stick a dick in that open mouth

how’s 8th grade?

(via kyorei)

saythankyoumaster:

Hello kitty.

saythankyoumaster:

Hello kitty.

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